Pedro and Prejudice
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MatureOngoing7m
Last published Tue, Mar 28, 2023
!!WARNING CRACK BOOK!!
yes the name is a play of the book title Pride and Prejudice thank you for noticing.
just a silly little thing I'm doing for sh!ts and giggles. you can read if you want but I DO NOT recommend. and yes I did make a cover for this lmao.
have fun I guess..... this is literally being writ for a laugh so oh well.
slay to the people who do read this on their own will :]
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