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I'm never coming to another birthday party..

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Splinter gets tired with the boys, (kinda), and decides it's time for Saki to be a true Uncle to his kids. So, read the story, soon to be series, of Oroku Saki battling the job of being an Uncle, and sometimes a father.

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