A future supervillain (read:idiot teenager) runs into a toystore one night, seeking refuge from a gang he stole from. He isn't expecting anything out of it except a moment to hide until he can get somewhere safe- but. Hang on. Is that tiny child doing taxes? ..Welp, better "surprise adopt" her. What could go wrong? (What if, by a twist of fate, Molly and Giovanni met earlier?) (please ignore the title. I'm trying my best)