The Jerk Theory
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Do you remeber when we are little kid's and when our Mom's always told us that the one boy who Always teases you, pulls your hair, steals your teddy bear, likes you? As in like likes you?I believe thats why, the girl's fall for the one's who tease us. The jerks, The players, the bad boys.So next time you fall for a guy who falls in any of these 3 catagories. You know what to do.Blame mom.Because of she didn't tell us that the boy who teases you likes you, we wouldn't fall for the jerks.Another girl has fallen vicitim to one thing.The Jerk theory.
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