Penguin Jesus
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A pair of archaeologists, named Hopkins and Henry, travel to Antarctica to shoot a documentary. Completely out of the blue, Hopkins is afflicted by a life-changing self-revelation, which is believing that a certain arctic animal is none other than Jesus Christ, resurrected in this form. Without hesitation, Hopkins is determined to return to London with this animal and share his discovery with the world. All the while, Henry is completely at his wit's end with Hopkins' antics.
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