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Penguin Jesus

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Reads 91
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Parts 6
Time 19m

QuirkyComics3112

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A pair of archaeologists, named Hopkins and Henry, travel to Antarctica to shoot a documentary. Completely out of the blue, Hopkins is afflicted by a life-changing self-revelation, which is believing that a certain arctic animal is none other than Jesus Christ, resurrected in this form. Without hesitation, Hopkins is determined to return to London with this animal and share his discovery with the world. All the while, Henry is completely at his wit's end with Hopkins' antics.All Rights Reserved

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A kiss for good luck {shadowpeach} by BloomingSpirit

And then the world froze, because Wukong was right there next to him, pressing a sloppy kiss to his cheek, and there was a scorching warmth rushing through his veins, and he had definitely left the lights on at home. His poor, poor electricity bill. OR One day the universe woke up and chose violence, and Macaque as its unfortunate victim. Now, everything is going wrong for the poor monkey, but after rain comes the Sun, does it not?

The Snake in the Ice by Phantomheart8

Your Father tells you you are going to Antarctica, why? Because his brother is there for scientific research and needs your father who is an archeologist to come and see things that might have once belonged to an ancient civilization lost to time, you don't want to go but your father needs you and you go with him. However when terror strikes and your hurt and separated from the group, you find yourself help, and in the last place you would expect to find it.

The Final Countdown - Season I by JWCMaher

Four intrepid explorers...no, not quite...adventurers...no, wrong again... Sorry. The Earth blows up. Only four people knew about it. This is their story. _____________________________________ Huge, big, enormous thanks to @writtenbyjkgomes for this amazing new cover!

A Rainbow At The End of The World by TheBrycical

The world was ending, which was a pretty major bummer. But, as Lucy and Malcolm saw it, at least they had each other, and also a working jeep. However, unlike most, they couldn't care less about why the world was ending. The two just wanted a place to lay low and make art. Sure, it was totally uncool that towns and cities all over the world were being burned to the ground due to mass hysteria, but the lovers were filled with enough positive vibes (and a decent amount of weed) that they vowed to make this whole 'end-of-the-world thing' work. Little did they realize that the fall of humanity would prove to be the most significant test of their twelve-year relationship. This surreal short story begins four months after the collapse first started, with the ostensibly lackadaisical couple only now managing to find a suitable shelter. Despite the safe haven, the chaotic cacophony of this cataclysmic event still lingers just on the other side of the walls. So, the lovers resolve to ward off the inevitable melancholy that usually follows such tragedies by simply ignoring the events outside, hoping that will keep their relationship (and sanity) from falling apart, unlike the rest of the world.

~💜🍑Ask Shadowpeach🍑💜~ by WhiteWolfNinja

Come one! Come all! To a place the likes of which you've never seen before! A place where you can Ask Shadowpeach any questions you wish!

The Shadow's little assassin by boba_demon1

This is a Shadowpeach story, macaque is an alpha with Wukong being the omega, I've worked on this with a friend of mine. Long ago Wukong was macaques mate, or is still macaques mate, but that changed when macaque would treat him badly so wukongs decided to leave him but got kidnapped and His memory erased, macaque stopped all his bad when his mate left, many years later macaque was sitting at a auction bored when a golden monkie on stage caught his eye

Better Days {ShadowPeach} by Leyleno

During a battle, Macaque gets injured, the group does not yet trust Macaque and is still skeptical so they leave the monkey king to watch over him, not only to make sure he is well healed but also so he doesn't run off or do anything destructive. The healing process is slow and painful, it hurts to even use his power. He finds himself unable to even move from his bed some morning. On the verge of death, Sun Wukong is worried for his ex-best friend.

The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries by reticencex

The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken a sabbatical, Zaphod Noodle is on a quest of cosmic proportions-his socks have vanished. Yes, you read that right: his socks. Not just any socks, but the very ones that have kept his feet warm and his existential dread at bay. Desperate, Zaphod turns to the Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries, a place that promises to unravel the unfathomable, though it often results in more bafflement than resolution.

Shadows of Obsession~ Yandere Macaque by brookStarA

You saved a injured monkey and took him into your home but that action caused deep trouble

The Southern Continent by JessicaShadow

Antarctica comes out of hiding, to find her land claimed by some "older siblings". One of them, England, takes her in and teaches her how to be a country, but first she must meet her 2p, along with a whole handful of others.

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A kiss for good luck {shadowpeach} cover

The Snake in the Ice cover

The Final Countdown - Season I cover

A Rainbow At The End of The World cover

~💜🍑Ask Shadowpeach🍑💜~ cover

The Shadow's little assassin cover

Better Days {ShadowPeach} cover

The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries cover

Shadows of Obsession~ Yandere Macaque cover

The Southern Continent cover

A kiss for good luck {shadowpeach}

And then the world froze, because Wukong was right there next to him, pressing a sloppy kiss to his cheek, and there was a scorching warmth rushing through his veins, and he had definitely left the lights on at home. His poor, poor electricity bill. OR One day the universe woke up and chose violence, and Macaque as its unfortunate victim. Now, everything is going wrong for the poor monkey, but after rain comes the Sun, does it not?