35 parts Complete Mature"I'm like a fungus," Damian said cheerfully. "You'll get used to me."
"I'd rather contract an actual fungus."
"That's a little dramatic."
"I'm literally a science major," Lukas said, sipping his drink calmly. "I know how bad fungi can get."
Damian leaned forward, like Lukas had just issued a challenge. "Okay. Serious question. What would it take for you to willingly hang out with me?"
"An act of God."
"I'm serious."
"I'm not."