Jokes/would u rathers
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This book is here to make u lol
also laugh sooooo hard u cry then lose all the water out iff u body from cry laughing that u get dehidrated and die. JK...one last thing...IGNORE THE FIRST JOKE....
lolz=laughing out loud....zebras?
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