Catching tears

Have you ever wanted to meet a boy who can make sarcastic remarks and screw up along the way?
Have you ever longed after meeting a girl who's almost mute?
Have you cried for meeting a boy who could break bones by staring at them?
Have you screamed in despair because you wanted to meet a girl who can turn whatever she touches purple so badly?

If you have, you've come to the right place.
If not, this is great point in life to start thinking about it.