Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: China's Little Tantrum

Remember this line (from China) in Mortal Coil?
"It means that I have not heard a single rumor about him in twenty years, and the fact that he is here and I didn't know about it causes me no small amount of alarm and drives me to unimaginable fury. I am, however, hiding it well. You are SURE he is here?"
Well this is what she does after Valkyrie and Skulduggery leave and how she handles this fury.
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