MY NAME IS JEFF

Today i woke up went to school and i BARELY slept.I got to school were all the classmates asked for my name,and i said"MY NAME IS JEFF"and there is this kid in my class that said "SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY PEARS "everyone replied with a laugh becuase of how stupid he looked. Then when i was in lunch this girl came and had blue eyes and brown hair she was beatiful and she had this dress that looked like GOLD AND WHITE it also looked like it was BLACK AND BLUE so then i asked for her name and her name was "SHARKISHA" so her name was a little bet of an emberrasment. So when classes passed i was walking home and i met this other girl on the way called "SHALISA" she only said hi and then bye. So i disided to keep on walking until I got home.