In which Iruka Umino refuses to admit that he has a crush on Kakashi Hatake despite the fact that he sleeps in the older man's bed almost every other night and thinks about him when he sees a cat in a tree. Alternatively, in which Kakashi Hatake refuses to admit that he has a crush on Iruka Umino despite the fact that he invites the younger man over for a rendezvous every other night and thinks about him when he passes The Ninja Academy on his daily walks. Most accurately, in which two fumbling fools can't handle their feelings for each other.