Love at first sight - Squidward x reader

If someone ends up liking this I'll be surprised. This obviously is written as a joke.
I'll rename it later when I think of a better name

Squidward is about to perform at his first concert that focuses on him. He decided that he wanted to hire backup dancers to make the performance more interesting. When the dangers get hired, they start performing immediately. As they're performing, Squidward notices how beautiful and kind one of the dancers are and falls in love with them. The dancer ends up falling for him as well. Will they end up together? Will they go on dates together? Will they stop swing each other after the concert? Find out in this breathtaking story!