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𝐨𝐡, 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨! 𝐣. 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫
𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨, 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐞, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭
𝙇𝙤𝙨𝙩
𝗜𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄. 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗬𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀. 𝗘𝘂𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗺 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗼. 𝗨𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀, 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮, 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆.
Harry Potter Jokes
Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
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𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓♥︎ /𝘚𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘶𝘴 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬
"𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦."❤︎ 𝗔 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘀. ____ 𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪'𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖, 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕓𝕖 𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖? 𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕒𝕟 𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙. <𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐔>
James Potter's Sister Through the ages
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𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐘 | 𝐉.𝐅.𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑
"𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. " 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟓-𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟔. 𝐀 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐀 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐮𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧. 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞. [𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙾𝙲] [𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚍. 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.] [𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 14𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 2020] [𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 10𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 2021] [𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙹.𝙺. 𝚁𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠𝚜.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛
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𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 -𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫
!!DISCONTINUED!! ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʜɪꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴜʟᴍᴀᴛᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ xᴏᴄ ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴇʀᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀʏ 27, 2021 ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ: discontinued ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ, ꜱᴇʀᴀᴘʜɪɴᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜɪᴜꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ, ʜᴇɴʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍꜱ, ᴠᴀɴᴇꜱꜱᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴀɴᴏ, ᴍɪᴄᴋᴇʏ, ʟᴀɪɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋʟᴇ (ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ, ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴘʟᴏᴛꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴋ ʀᴏᴡʟɪɴɢ)
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Chocolate Covered Strawberries [Remus Lupin] - book I
𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 ▴ ◃ ▾ ▹ [Marauders era] [Remus John Lupin] *slow burn*
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𝐨𝐡, 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨! 𝐣. 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

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