Dante's Journey
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  • Reads 4
  • Votes 0
  • Parts 3
  • Time 5m
Ongoing, First published Apr 03, 2023
The main character whose name I forgot is secretly a superhero. This is proven by the fact that after hopping into an eensie river in which the fishies were mean to him, bro broke two legs and an arm. Despite this crippling condition, he managed to, with his one good arm, splint both his legs, potentially his arm as well, though it was not specified, and put himself through rehabilitation (Harris 92). This evidence further supports the fact that the main character in this situation is genuinely just batman. He's just built different and is a little butt too quirky to die. Additionally, the author implies that the character is very weak boned, and therefore we can assume he has a calcium deficiency. Because of this, a petition shall be formed for bro to drink some milk and grow tall because he is short L. - my friend made this btw
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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]