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His Stupid Face

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Reads 4,269
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Parts 4
Time 30m

Ijustwanttoreadpla

(THIS BOOK WILL NEVER FEATURE NSFW CONTENT) 

Ever since Pear saw the dancing banana's stupid face he became the host's biggest critic and ever since Banana caught Pear staring he wanted to know more. 

             *story preview*
After the Announcer's intro, Dancing Banana gave the cameras one of his signature winks during his entrance. Pears' face flushed from it, but he rolled his eyes to make the emotion he was feeling appear as secondhand embarrassment in order to avoid appearing like another fanboy in the crowd... In the middle of pears drooling over the constant curvature of the banana man's mouth, they made eye contact with each other. Banana observed Pear focusing very intently on him the entire show, and although he is used to having eyes on him, it still felt uncomfortable to be so closely examined. Throughout the entire show, he tried everything to get the pear to look somewhere else, including showcasing a bonus prize, introducing Boardy, and more, but nothing worked. He simply stared at the pear while wondering, "Why is he looking at me like that?"All Rights Reserved

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That Summer | Raihan x Piers [Pokémon]

"Do you think we're doing something wrong?" The question that was asked on that summer night to silence one boy's insecurities was the root of misunderstandings for the other. "Two guys kissing and touching each other... This wouldn't normally be called normal, right?" "It's normal. For you, normal is over on that side, right...?" Piers continued, gripping at his arm with his own hand while ignoring the almost desperate explanation his lover had in store for him. "Rather than bein' with me, it's a normal thing." "Surely, it's just for now. We'll finish the Gym Challenge an' become adults. Then, to still be together like this... That's just... There's no sense of reality in that, huh." The two boys never saw each other again after that - for six long years. When they did though, it was at the train station in Motostoke. Feelings of the past still lingered within both of them, and one of the two gave himself one last push to intertwine their past with their present. "I can understand if you don't love the me from six years ago anymore, but please... Let me make you fall in love with the person I am right now." "Hey Raihan. Let's do what we didn't finish that summer." ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Most of the art belongs to @rioru_v_v on Twitter