His Stupid Face
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Ever since Pear saw the dancing banana's stupid face he became the host's biggest critic and ever since Banana caught Pear staring he wanted to know more.
*story preview*
After the Announcer's intro, Dancing Banana gave the cameras one of his signature winks during his entrance. Pears' face flushed from it, but he rolled his eyes to make the emotion he was feeling appear as secondhand embarrassment in order to avoid appearing like another fanboy in the crowd... In the middle of pears drooling over the constant curvature of the banana man's mouth, they made eye contact with each other. Banana observed Pear focusing very intently on him the entire show, and although he is used to having eyes on him, it still felt uncomfortable to be so closely examined. Throughout the entire show, he tried everything to get the pear to look somewhere else, including showcasing a bonus prize, introducing Boardy, and more, but nothing worked. He simply stared at the pear while wondering, "Why is he looking at me like that?"
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