Die a Hero

What do you get when you put an asexual, half-vampire hero, a half-succubus with a penchant for mischief, and a frosty villain under the same roof? Let's find out together. This story is written as it develops and falls out of my brain, so there may be some retroactive rewrites, and updates will be very inconsistent, but come hop on this wild roller-coaster my brain spat out despite my best efforts to do literally anything else.