Panic! At The Weed Dealership
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Last published Mon, Jun 9, 2025
In which Jon Walker and Dallon Weekes start a drug business, as if Brendon could get even higher than his hopes.
Inspired by a joke made by @fruityweekez and me.
[I just want you to know, as of 4/4/2023, I don't support Dallon Weekes. He has literally dissed Patrick Stump in a non-joking way under a serious tweet amongst many other actions. If I get news about him not being a salty asshole and a general dickhead, then this will change. No hate to you if you like him but you get me.]
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