South Park One-Shots
- Reads 18
- Votes 1
- Parts 2
Some people don't deserve their friends. Some parents don't deserve their children. Others are the best parents life can give you. Some faiths are hard to believe in. Some drugs are just too tempting. Others are just guilty pleasures. All you need to know is that this story is gonna be a bit of a whirlwind.
All of this shit started long ago in fourth grade and was still going on in twelfth grade. Of course everyone's favorites are mature-ish now. Then again this is all fiction and most of these characters belong to the creators of South Park. But for now I'm bored and writing is the best cure. So here's a bit of shenanigans that the South Park characters are getting to. All of these scenes are not canon and I doubt they ever will be.
Either way, enjoy my little one shots! Love y'all and don't die my baby lemons. It's the number one leading cause of death.
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
She's The Girl Next Door (MAJOR EDITING)
'Bad Boys Ain't Good But Good Boys Ain't No Fun.' "Don't look, but it's the king of being horny behind you." I automatically looked behind me, making Autumn scoff at me. She shook her head. "Ace Ford." Autumn's face retorted in disgust. "Every girl's 'dream guy'." Her fingers made quotation marks. "Let me just tell you Jane, that boy is disgusting." Ace leaned against the railing of the bleachers. He pushed his dark brown hair back and smirked as he talked to one of the blonde cheerleaders. "How so?" I questioned, turning back towards her. She raised an eyebrow. "Just look at the guy, doesn't he just scream 'I won't have sex with you and immediately ditch you unless you have dubble D's and the IQ of a goldfish?'" "He can't be that bad." I said, causing her to snort. ___________ Warning: Very Mild cursing. That's why I'm making it PG13 guys. Read at own risk. Hope you guys like the story. ____________ 2k16 edit: Howdy, how are you doing this godawful day? Burning in hell for your sins? Same! Great. Now that the formalities are out the window I'd just like to say... WHY AM I SUCH A DISGRACE TO MANKIND. What is this writing /-~-\ oh goodness gracious. How does this doodoo have 6k reads *siiiiiiiigh* My writing has improved at ton (I am assuming) and this was my first book so please, pretty pretty please don't hate me for all the mistakes and plot holes. I- I am very ashamed myself. And Engelesh is NOT my first language either so haaaaa, life. Mistakes were made so don't kill me. Okay, that's all for me. I still hope you somehow enjoy the story nonetheless and have a GREAT existence! ______ 2020 update So, I started writing this when I was 11. I am 18 now and haven't edited this since I was 15. I hope that says enough. Try to ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes!Complete
No Homo
I wrote this fanfic in 8th and 9th grade, then unpublished it for 3 years. Now I'm leaving it up. Enjoy. Tweek Tweak was new in town because plot convenience. He moved to south park for his sophomore year after he was practically forced out of his home town. While being shown around the school by Bebe Stevens, a manipulative, popular girl, he meets Craig Tucker. Craig is introduced by Bebe as an asshole which makes Tweek intrigued. He joins Craig's crew and tries to decode Craig and Clyde's complex love/hate relationship and why everyone in South Park seems to be gay in some way. Oh yeah it's Creek. There's a lot of curse words too. And sexual jokes. I don't own the art, or South Park. If I owned South Park, I wouldn't be writing shitty fanfic. Warnings: There is a lot of depression, suicide, food disorder mentions, disease, death, all of that sad stuff. If you can't deal with that, then don't deal. Walk away.Complete![South Park Bunny Oneshots [discontinued]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/319192413-256-k559777.jpg)
South Park Bunny Oneshots [discontinued]
!!This book has been discontinued, sorry :( !! This book contains many different Bunny oneshots (Butters x Kenny), though most are probably going to be angsty, idk. They'll be aged up in most of these, say 15-18 y/o. Some oneshots will focus on them while in fourth grade though. // Trigger Warnings // - Fighting - Self harm - Abuse - Mentions of rape - (Mentions of/attempted) suicide - Panic attacks - Death - Eating disorders - Blood - Gore - Etc If any of the above makes you uncomfortable, please click off of this story. I don't know that I'll remember to put trigger warnings in all chapters-Complete
South Park One-Shots
Hello! I wrote this after my friend (TacoCatMC, I'm looking at you) and I complained about there not being enough one-shots out there for South Park. I will take requests (no lemons/limes), and yeah. Also, I would like to note that unless I say otherwise, all these stories will revolve around the kids when they're in high school, and I'm keeping many of the teachers the same due to my lack of creativity. You can also check out this story on Quotev, under the same name. So, enjoy, I guess. (Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or the characters within South Park, they belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. You own yourself, the various pictures I use belong to their respective owners, and I merely own the storyline.)Complete
It Was Always You / Style Southpark
IF YOU FIND THIS ANYWHERE BUT WATTPAD IT IS STOLEN! Just a PS I still actively check and interact with this story, I love reading comments<3 Top 5 ratings: #1 in #stanxkyle 5/13/2024 #5 in #southpark 5/13/2024 #3 in #bebestevens 5/19/2024 #5 in #kylexstan 6/30/2024 #4 in #wendytestaburger 7/11/2024 #3 in #wendytestaburger 8/28/2024 #4 in #kennyxbutters 1/1/2025 #4 in #bebestevens 1/1/2025 #3 in #stabxkyle 1/21/2025 #2 in #bebestevens 1/21/2025 #2 in #stanxkyle 2/12/2025 #2 in #kylexstan 4/18/2025 #1 in #kylexstan 5/4/2025 Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric are l currently 14-15 and they are freshmen in high school. Of course after all the crazy shit that happened in 8th grade they were a bit apprehensive about starting high-school but it ended up not being that bad. It dosnt help that Stan and Wendy have been in a on and off toxic relation ship since like 7th grade though. That is until one day when Stan finds out Wendy is cheating on him. Then he makes a huge "mistake" that's going to change everything. Also as if recent something has been off with Kenny and Butters but nobody is sure what exactly is up with them. They just keep acting...weird. But that doesn't matter because everyone is so confused about everything and it's all fucking chaos. WARNING: mentions of sexual assault, sexual assault, clearly a lot of swearing, drinking, pretty much typical South-park shit. There will be lots of errors in logic and mistakes but its a fanfic so get over it. Also if you don't like it and feel the need to be an asshole go right ahead cause the comments and reads help, tysm :)Complete
The Bad Boys Twins(Book #1)
One Night that's all it took for Naveen's life to be turned upside down. Naveen had all she wanted and she didn't want anything else. She wasn't popular popular but she had plenty of friends. She had a loving family that meant everything to her. She had straight A's and has always been on the honor roll. She's a nerd but she drop dead gorgeous. Long blonde hair pretty blue eyes and her skin was sun kissed. She was the kinda girl that spent her weekends at home reading. One night, her best friend Zoey talked her into going to a party. Well, she let go and had fun cause she was tired of hearing people tell her to loosen up and saying she didn't know how to have fun. She got to drunk and lost her virginity to the schools bad ass Micho. Now a month later, she's gaining weight and is having weird cravings. Zoey buys her a pregnancy test and two pink lines pop up. Yup Naveen is pregnant with twins. And the schools bad ass is the baby daddy. But will she tell Micho that she's pregnant with his babies or will she keep it a secret. More importantly will Micho step up and take the responsibility of his babies or will he leave Naveen in the dust.Complete![Why does this happen to me..? [[ A bunny fanfic ]]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/325190565-256-k581035.jpg)
Why does this happen to me..? [[ A bunny fanfic ]]
[ I do not own South Park or the characters mentioned in this fanfiction.] ------ Characters are anywhere from 16-17 years old in this book. Most in 11th grade. ------ // *(Possible) Trigger warnings* // - Blood - Gore(?) - Death - Murder - Homophpbia/slurs - Eating disorders(?) - Abuse - Strong language - Maybe some sexual stuff? No full on smut though - Addictions(?) - Etc ------ #1 in buttersxkenny: 11/13/22 #1 in kennyxbutters: 11/24(?)/22 ------ Date started: 10/25/22 Date finished: 11/23/22Complete
Life Sucks In South Park (Style)
STYLE AND BUNNY INCLUDED (Maybe creek too if I get to them) STENDY ANGST TOO Everyone has issues in South Park, especially the main four. Stan feels like his relationship isn't working and like he can't talk to his friends about it anymore. He doesn't know how to feel about his current love life, and a lot is changing for him. Kyle feels like he's loosing everyone and everything. And him developing feelings for a close best friend of his, isn't helping him. Kenny feels like nobody trusts him or wants to open up to him. He also feels annoyed at Kyle for being so overprotective and overbearing with Stan, making it harder for him open up.Complete![I Need You . . [A Bunny Fanfic.] (kennyxbutters)](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/373368472-256-k843284.jpg)
I Need You . . [A Bunny Fanfic.] (kennyxbutters)
Everything seems to be normal for everybody in South Park for once. Everything seems to be in the ordinary, school is more bearable, Butters and Kenny's friendship is growing stronger.. But this doesn't change the fact that Kenny's home life is shitty. His parents are constantly arguing, and there's no food in the fridge. Unable to do anything to get money and shy about asking people at school for a portion of their lunch, Kenny slowly starves and desperation for food kicks in. The desperation he feels will soon become a mistake.Complete
Forever {Kyle Broflovski x Reader}
Ambitious. Nerdy. Respectful. Kyle Broflovski is the top student in school. He studies hard and is the captain of the school's basketball team. He's smart, athletic, and handsome. A combination that would make any girl interested. But every time a girl shows him any interest (or he shows interest in a girl), Cartman takes things into his own hands to ruin Kyle's relationships. So when he develops new feelings for a girl he has known all his life, he keeps his feelings for her hidden from his friends. Not just because of Cartman's schemes, but also because she is considered off-limits and could destroy his friendship with his best friend. Then there is the fact that her best friend is in love with her, too. She is everything he wants in a girl. It's a bonus that she is absolutely stunning. How could he not fall for her? ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Beautiful. Kind. Flirty. Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got two overprotective brothers-her best friend is practically a second brother to her-that scare off anyone dumb enough to approach her. That doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Plans change when she asks her brother's best friend for help in their English class. As they grow closer, her admiration for the boy turns into real genuine feelings. How will her brother react to this news? And why is her best friend suddenly acting strange? TWs: Swearing, attempted SA, sexual content, ect. [Recommend Age: 16+] [Word Count: 66,236] Previously Titled: Everything Has ChangedComplete
'Bad Boys Ain't Good But Good Boys Ain't No Fun.' "Don't look, but it's the king of being horny behind you." I automatically looked behind me, making Autumn scoff at me. She shook her head. "Ace Ford." Autumn's face retorted in disgust. "Every girl's 'dream guy'." Her fingers made quotation marks. "Let me just tell you Jane, that boy is disgusting." Ace leaned against the railing of the bleachers. He pushed his dark brown hair back and smirked as he talked to one of the blonde cheerleaders. "How so?" I questioned, turning back towards her. She raised an eyebrow. "Just look at the guy, doesn't he just scream 'I won't have sex with you and immediately ditch you unless you have dubble D's and the IQ of a goldfish?'" "He can't be that bad." I said, causing her to snort. ___________ Warning: Very Mild cursing. That's why I'm making it PG13 guys. Read at own risk. Hope you guys like the story. ____________ 2k16 edit: Howdy, how are you doing this godawful day? Burning in hell for your sins? Same! Great. Now that the formalities are out the window I'd just like to say... WHY AM I SUCH A DISGRACE TO MANKIND. What is this writing /-~-\ oh goodness gracious. How does this doodoo have 6k reads *siiiiiiiigh* My writing has improved at ton (I am assuming) and this was my first book so please, pretty pretty please don't hate me for all the mistakes and plot holes. I- I am very ashamed myself. And Engelesh is NOT my first language either so haaaaa, life. Mistakes were made so don't kill me. Okay, that's all for me. I still hope you somehow enjoy the story nonetheless and have a GREAT existence! ______ 2020 update So, I started writing this when I was 11. I am 18 now and haven't edited this since I was 15. I hope that says enough. Try to ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes!
More detailsContent Guidelines