Snark Pit Holy Bible
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Last published Thu, Apr 6, 2023
A really bad joke between my friend group of a year, This is a fictional version of ALMOST everything thats happened in that god forsaken discord server. -Ethan
edit 4/6/23
Patch notes, medic tf2 and woman added
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