Kyman Oneshots
- Reads 14,499
- Votes 189
- Parts 23
Ongoing1h 16m
Last published Mon, Dec 18, 2023
Because I'm insane
They're aged up in these unless I say otherwise.
Fluff, Angst, and Lime!
Created: April 7th, 2023
Milestones:
10 reads - April 8th, 2023
50 reads - April 13th, 2023
100 reads - April 20th, 2023
700 reads - May 18th, 2023
900 reads - May 22nd, 2023
1,000 reads - May 24th, 2023
Rankings:
#1 in kylexcartman - September 21st, 2023
#69 in cartman💀
#14 in kyle
#1 in cartmanxkyle - June 27th, 2023
Not updating milestones anymore
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[...] -Unidad A.W.E.S.O.M-O 4000 no... A.W.E.S.O.M-O 4000 interrumpe el mensaje, archivos de memoria abriéndose, reproduciéndose en su sistema, haciendo una comparación de información. Al mismo tiempo, más archivos de vídeo se despliegan, superponiéndose a la imagen de Kyle sentado a su lado, trabajando en repararlo. Estos vídeos, contrario al anterior que se sobrepuso a sus lentes ópticos, vienen acompañados de audio. La voz de Kyle algo distorsionada por venir de un archivo previamente corrupto, palabras que no logra entender del todo excepto por una. Eric. [...] ------------- Kyman Week 2025 - Día 3Complete
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