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8 April, 2023

 I was scrolling through google news feed.  Suddenly a headline caught my eye. Comedian University titled ''My Country Name''.

Eg - Comedian University of "My Country Name".

I was surprised. Later, I watched it very carefully. Oh no, the headline is Canadian University of "My Country Name".

I am ashamed of my nonsense eyesight for thinking stupid thoughts. In fact, my eyes are the reason for my poor vision. Anyway, I chuckled to myself for a moment.

Always remember - Canada is the beautiful country ...All Rights Reserved

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