The Hedgehog Dilemma

The Hedgehog Dilemma, is a metaphor about the challenges of human intimacy.
It describes a situation in which a group of hedgehogs seek to move close to one another to dare heat during cold weather. They must remain apart however, as they cannot avoid hurting one another with their sharp spines.

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In which Ominis Gaunt meets the human embodiment of trouble Miss Elizebeth Bones, and yet some how finds himself falling for her.