Nottoofar || Book 1: Leaf & Paw {Humour + Romance Fantasy} - Katya Kolmakov - Wattpad

Nottoofar || Book 1: Leaf & Paw {Humour + Romance Fantasy}

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Membaca 3,828
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Bagian 16
Durasi 2h 16m

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Fiona is a Beastfolk druid fleeing her abusive master in hopes to reach the border with the Northern lands, where she could find a mage to free her of her slave seal, which gives her owner full control over her life and death. In the woods she's attacked by bandits - and saved by a bear. She's quite sure that her magic wouldn't have been powerful enough to establish such a strong bond with a wild animal - and doesn't the bear seem a tad too intelligent?


In a far, far away land of Nottoofar...
~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE!
~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist}  ~COMPLETE!
~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON!
~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON!
~ a merperson needs the assistance of  a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON!
...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin.

You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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