Dear diary, What. The. HELL is happening??? First, I found out Kura is going out with an old man, who's not really an old man at all. Then, Illumi sent me a GROSS message he was supposed to send to Hisoka - ew. MOREOVER, I got HIT ON by THE NUMBER ONE PLAYER in school, AND we almost KISSED. The thing is, football jocks are DUMB. But they know how to flirt. You ask the top 5 heartbreakers in school, you find five of them on the list. And of course, number one is their CAPTAIN. NAHHH SERIOUSLY, I thought the coaches pick out captains for sports team because a. they're responsible b. they have leadership qualities or c. they simply does most of the work managing and coaching and hyping the team instead of the coach. But I don't see d. they're a dick on the list🤨 Like, bish wtf. I've had enough. I'm gonna torture my neighbors with my excellent singing now 3:) §Killua§