KnB Pickup Lines
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Last published Sat, Feb 28, 2015
Pretty self-explanatory... But I'll add a cheesy description anyways.
*que dramatic music*
In a world, devoid of KnB pickup lines...
A hopelessly perverted girl stepped up...
She wrote a story, no, an epic that rivaled the Bible, the Iliad, and Gilgamesh...
Rumors have it that the story she wrote founded a religion...
Swegism.
*bass drops*
Yeah, here are a couple KnB pickup lines because why not.
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