Peter Parker being a moron (spiderson crack <3)
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Just a bunch of one shot stories of Peter Parker crack. Lots of irondad and Avengers as as a family.
Includes: severally sleep deprived Peter; Peter antagonizing his poor poor kidnappers; the tragic death of a bowl of cereal; and the president calling Peter whilst he's in class.
Enjoy.
THESE ARE COMPLETE NONSENSE AND CRACK.
Just some irondad and spiderson for the soul.
(I do not own Marvel, or the characters)
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