Believe it or not I will eat you!

not my story
for offline reading

title: 信不信我吃掉你！
author: 花里寻欢
source: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3922276

[This article is also known as "The Ancestor of Monsters in Modern Times", an urban fantasy novel in the style of a unit drama, main line + branch line, the style of writing is so cool and sand sculptures are not scary]

[Unit 1] Bought bride, completed √
[Unit 2] Crying in the middle of the night , completed √
[Unit 3] His hemorrhoids can sing, completed √
[Unit 4] Borrowing corpses, completed √
[Unit 5] Who is the child, completed √
[Unit 6] Paper Man Village, completed √
[Unit 7] Wife's true face, completed √
[Unit 8] Millennium Calamity, completed √

Copywriting 1: Yanluo has a deadly enemy, who once planted her in a flowerpot and watered her for 8,800 years .
She swore to eat him skinny and boneless, but when she finally came out of the pot, he was gone.

Yan Luo was very angry, and searched for two thousand years, and finally found his reincarnation on a street in the 21st century.
But how did he become a weak human chicken with no cultivation base and a whole body of illness? ? ?

Yan Luo, who disdained to bully the weak, frowned, and decided to find a way to fatten him up and make him stronger, and then eat him with skin and bones!

Later, she finally got her wish, but this way of eating seems... something wrong? _(:з」∠)_

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Copy 2: The Hu Ji Huang Braised Chicken opposite HKUST has recently changed to a new boss. The new boss is a charming beauty with a bit of arrogance, a bit of a poisonous mouth, and always looks good nagging.
Everyone thought she was not very smart at first, but then...
"Fuck, we are the ones with bad brains! Fairy, help! There are ghosts (and demons)!

" Money."
Raising a weak human chicken is too expensive!

[The beautiful and fierce super bossy heroine vs. the weak and black-bellied male protagonist with yin and yang eyes, Su Susu, cool and refreshing]