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Henry and Gerald - A comedy of a lifetime

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A hilarious comedy about my 'children' henry and Gerald. It is the story of me raising my children, which are not real alive things. One child is a stuffed bear and another is a sensory slug. 
My husband and I raising these two was very difficult. They are my life and my priority. It is not my fault that I was arrested for stealing bagged milk for my son in Canada! He has texture issues.  Otherwise i would have come back with the milk faster. 

PSA: This is all satire and fictionAll Rights Reserved

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