Villain×hero boy×boy crack one-shots

Hello. Whether you are hear from my transformers book or not i welcome you to what i hope will be a stupidly funny crack fic now this is a boy×boy fic and the hero and villain are not from a fic just random made-up ones or if you want you can make it a pacific hero and villain. Also feel free to ask for requests for heros and villains or for a example a villain katsuki bakugou and a hero izuku midoria one-shot but feel free to ask and you will receive. Also some of these ideas are from dannyfantomexe from YouTube thank you