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The Alien BFF Guide (StuffW/MyAlienFriend :D)

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I didn't exactly think I'd ever find myself friends with an alien, let alone have so much in common. While talking to my new found alien friend I decided to write in case anyone should ever try to friend an alien.
things to know:
Aliens are more like people, not at all pets, do not mix this up or you will be haunted forever by the evil aliens spirit
(NEVA GONNA COMPLETE, ALIENS ARE TOO AWESOMEAll Rights Reserved

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introducing the alien.
Tue, Apr 11, 2023

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introducing the alien.
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