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Ongoing, First published Apr 11, 2023
I'd be personally offended if you think I'll be taking this book seriously, but I've been fisted by plantera in revengeance mode too many God fucking times that I became Lana Rhodes and in the process learnt to not give a shit about your feelings or my feelings either so, go fuck yourself you retarded ass fucking bitch ass n#### ass shithead ass lopsided ass chinko binko linko ass fort of the damned vault key.
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