Country Folk
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MatureOngoing6m
Last published Mon, Aug 7, 2023
This is a purely satirical story. Comedy. It is about Third Reich and Soviet being chased out of the country for being idiots. They get a taste of their own medicine. 😈
Expect this to never get updated.
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