Tԋҽ Wαʅƚȥ σϝ Dαɾƙɳҽʂʂ (Vampire!Sideshow Bob X Female!Reader)
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  • Reads 2,386
  • Votes 42
  • Parts 12
  • Time 1h 8m
Ongoing, First published Apr 14, 2023
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Sideshow Bob, an old and powerful vampire, has been lonely for centuries. He has been longing for a mate and thus, plans to find one and make her his. 
Most residents of Springfield, even you, have been invited to a masquerade ball on Halloween. Upon entering the castle where it is being hosted by Sideshow Bob, you and the guests are unaware that the invite was an elaborate scheme for Bob's true intentions. As you and Bob both cross paths on the dance floor, you couldn't help but to be drawn by him as he was to you. Will he swoon you into being his vampire bride or will you break out of his hypnotic charms?
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