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It's Not DofE it's the Goddamn Army

CoffeeandYourTears

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CoffeeandYourTears

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My memoirs of Bronze DofE, but written as though it's an army training thing. Inspired by a comment from @captain-of-the-ships, my DofE buddy and tent partner about the playground looking like an army base with all the tents on it. Events are taken from reality, broadly speaking, and so is most of the dialogue, as best I can remember.

Title taken from Fall Out Boy's "It's not a scene it's a goddamn arms race"All Rights Reserved

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Chapter 1: Tents
Sun, Mar 1, 2015

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Chapter 1: Tents
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