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Last published Mon, Feb 19, 2024
okie so i cant sleep and im so fucking bored so my monkey brain goes back to a conversation and thinks "what if i wrote a smut story" and this is not realised at all and so the cover is supposed to ironically symbolise a praise kink but that's not even that included... just dont analyse things and also dont dare show this to anyone and also dont ever mention it again... like read it, comment on it TO ME, and only ONCE (or twice), and then please forget this ever existed after you've had a little bit of a giggle. i swear to GOD if anybody finds this, i WILL cosplay the road - that is a PROMISE.
also this is only "y/n" bc im WAYYYY too embarrassed to write my actual name there like bro 💀 ☠️ but let it be known that what i mean by y/n is actually m/n bc this is kinda abt ME </33
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