Making this for a friend, they were complaining about basically no Robert x Reader fanfics, so erm Gender Neutral Reader (as always!!) Robert is our silly little king!!!!!!!1!!!! \\\\\\\\\\\ You, [Name], have always been pretty pessimistic. Once you moved into a small town (yes, we're going with that trope), you meet a literal fucking ball of sunshine.. unfortunately he is friends with one of the most annoying, egotistical assholes to exist.