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This story is purely for survival.
I have absolutely nothing to gain or lose by telling my tale but I may get a laugh or two out of it.
My life from start to now has proven time and time again that it has to be co-written by a comedian or someone or something that has no regard for my happiness, quality of life, or general well-being. 
Thankfully I find hilarity in most circumstances I find myself in, because if we're not laughing, we're crying.
You literally can't make this shit up. 
Buckle up and be prepared for the worst.Todos los derechos reservados

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