The fuck?
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Last published Wed, Apr 22, 2015
Have you ever noticed that every fanfiction writer uses Starbucks as their coffee shop? Or that every blond must be evil or half naked?
Well, I just like to point out the obvious that most normal people are oblivious
Canned the name !!!
Ha deal with it!
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