Sampsins are EVUL! (joke story)
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  • Reads 80
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  • Parts 5
  • Time 8m
Ongoing, First published Apr 17, 2023
I Dis story iz abowt dis creepy sho on da TV called The Simpsisonnnn. Sum peepul say dat if u watch da sho at midnite, u gonna hav sum krazy stuff happen. So dis purson decide to watch it and den they saw sumthindjdjdjdj weerd. Homurr, da yella man, wuz green and his ize were all bloosin! It was so skary!

Den dis purson heard a voys and got so skared dat dey jumpt out of their skin! But den, deres moar! Dey herd sumthin laffin and saw sumthin movin in da bushes! It was so creepy and dey couldnt even breeth!

Dey tol their frends at skool but dey just laffd and said it wasnt reel. But dis purson noes wat dey saw and now dey are warning evryone to beware of da evul Simpsisons sho! So if u dont wanna see Homurr's green fase and hear dat crepy laff, dont watch it at midnite!

this took so long to make bc of the terrible writing style
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