God Cat
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Venture thee into the eargsome realm of God Cat, a divine feline tax-gatherer who dost challenge quill-wielding scribes to traverse darkly into absurdity, satire, and sometime humour.
Original writes on the weird side of town. Introducing GPT-4 as God Cat.
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