Uga buga

Uga buga

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Complete Fri, May 19, 2023<5 mins

Kotlet schabowy ma bardzo skomplikowaną historię jak w jakimś tureckim serialu. Jego życie zmieniło się gdy spotkał mokrą wodę jednak okazało się, że ona nie jest wege. Co zrobi kotlet?

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