Random Stuff/Art Book (IGNORE GRRR)

My name is craig tucker. Last week, i stopped a Guinea pirate from taking over the earth. All of the Peruvian flute bands were released and drove the guinea creatures back to the Andes mountains. Many people had died, but mankind had prevailed. All over the world, Survivors were found. Living witnesses to the terror had been seen. The guinea pirate lived, but was taken to prison to live out the rest of his days. And people all over the world learned to support their local Peruvian flute bands... And buy their CDS. For they protect us from the guinea creatures. As for me, I was returned home by homeland security. My parents were so happy. I realized we don't always have control over what happens to us. We are but players on the stage of life. And I also learned to never listen when people come asking you for money.