Name's Sam, and if you're reading this, you must be pretty weird. Fortunately, that's what I'm catering to. I'm an urban legend investigator; or in other words I'm pretty much homeless and make barely enough from investigating one legend to make it to the next one. But I'm the best in the business; so they say. By 'they', I of course, mean me. But, I at least hope this is a fun recounting of my adventures for you, anyway. (Cover redrawn from https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1469769 Picrew)