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Ozpin sat at his desk and sighed. He wondered how it got to this point. How the strongest team in Beacon's history was this... This god awful. He tried to remember what started it.

Well a year ago... It started with gay porn.All Rights Reserved

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As a child Ruby liked to go out and explore the woods, without her father knowing of course. She loved to climb the trees, splash the water in the lake, and roll in piles of leaves. Little did she know was that there also a mute girl named Neo who liked to come out here as well. Not to play, but to hide from the police after she stole some of her scores. She spends her days hiding her stuff in the trunks of trees, play with the animals, and lay in flower beds. One day the two bumped into each other to begin arguing as how they met was not very pleasant. Ruby did most of the talking. As they fought they attracted the attention of yet another child who lived in the woods. He did not fit in with society due to his Grimm appearance along with his faunus features. He couldn't exactly remember who he was, or what he was supposed to be. But he made the woods his home where the animals accepted him and nobody would be afraid of him. Until he went towards the two girls arguing for a relationship between the three to be born.

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Ruby: Y/n, Give me back my scroll!! Y/n: Sorry Rubs But I need it for a bit, Hey Yang Do you know how cloud is doing? Yang: No clue who this cloud person is but I hope he's hot, Also Why do you ask? Y/n: Just needed to ask since I haven't seen him in a while, Anyways. *Press Ice queen on contacts* Weiss: *Picks up* Ruby For the last time, Leave me alone! Y/n: Ok, ok geez No need to be hostile Princess. Weiss: Wait, Y/n?! Why do you have her Scroll, didn't I give you one yesterday? Y/n: Funny story, I lost it. Weiss: how did you lose it, You were holding it this mourning! Y/n: Don't know but quick question, Where's blake? Blake: * makes her presence known* I was here beside you Fair, You Dummy. Blakes's sudden appearance jump scared everyone in the room as you held ruby in your arms as she had her arms around your neck. Y/n: *Jumps* By Oum grace, When did you get here?! Blake: It's fun Scaring you two, Especially Ruby. Ruby: * Crossing her arms * Not funny blake. Blake: I think it's time to start your journey Fair. Ruby and Y/n: *Tilt's head in confusion* What do you mean? Blake: See you guys later. Bye-Bye. Y/n: Do you know what she's talking about rubs? Ruby: No idea. Weiss: Is anyone going to tell me what is going on?! Yang: Yeah, I'm kinda concerned for blake here. She's talking to no one right now.

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