Bella and the Lung Hemorrhage
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Okay. I'm about to write something that could be extremely offensive. I abhor Twilight, and much of it's fan base is very obnoxious, so here's a bit of mock Twilight fanfiction.
And yes, the writing is terrible on purpose.
And before anyone asks, I have actually read all Twilight books, so I know what I'm talking about.
Why did I read them? Research on the evolution of vampire novels from horror to the bland romance they are today.
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