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The states!

GELESEN 7,268
Stimmen 69
Teile 31
Zeit 2h 6m

GELESEN 7,268
Stimmen 69
Teile 31
Zeit 2h 6m

Basically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that

Haha, coming up with a better description. 
This has swearing (example: Alabama: Have you ever accidentally gotten into a relationship with your sister? Mississippi: bitch what), ships you probably won't like, also as I write this I slowly descend into insanity. IT'S VERY NOTICEABLE AND SOMETIMES I QUOTE THESE TO MY FRIENDS! (you should to 😉) Also there's Countries in this book. Like China, Russia, North Korea, Third Rice in the South Park bit and then (s)he never shows up again, UK, France.. I could go on and on, but it's only the countries Amurica (🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚫💵🔫✅🗽🗽🗽) has interacted with. Also it has TONS of spelling mistakes and cringey 4 wall breaks. I might go back and fix my first 4 chapters. (PLEASE I BEG OF YOU START AT LIKE OOH YOURE IN TROUBLE FRjOM NEW MEXICO crap MAY NOT MAKE SENSE- BUT I LITERALLY CAN NOT HANDLE ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTING ON THE FIRST 4)

Now, onto the ranks


8 in Utah
10 in Alabama
9 in Alabama
5 in Alabama
2 in Idaho
282 in Australia
18 in amerus
437 in Australia
1 in New Mexico
1 in New Mexico (September 2023)
12 in Utah
7 in idaho
12 in Alaska
16 in Alaska
21 in Alabama
21 in Florida (October 2023)
22 in Ohio (August 2024)
63 in AlaskaAlle Rechte vorbehalten

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Fading | CountryHumans America (Old) von _Some_Person_2

This is my first story ever so please do not judge 😅 and sorry if is not that good The other countries have always believed America was always a happy, cheerful , annoying country, that isn't responsible enough to do any. But what they don't know about him is that he has 50+ kids to take care of. America acts as if he was always ok and acts as if nothings was wrong. One day America woke up, and saw that his colors of the flag on him were fading into darker colors. While his eyes were turning black. Of course America couldn't let the other countries see him like this, so he covered his flag up with some face paint that he found and just put on his usual sunglasses to cover his eyes. Besides that, his states have been more energetic then ever, things have been going quite crazy with them around the house... But during all these crazy events, not only have things been getting wild, something quite unusual happens.. But what will happen when a certain country finds out that America's flag is turning to darker colors and his eyes are fading to black? What will happen if they find out that America has children? (Art cover is mine, not the best) (Oml this is so cringe-)

The Life's Gambit|Rusame|Countryhumans von Orcaleee

"Oh hey! Who are you? Are you guys an audience of my everyday entertainment? Glad to be here, I'm your producer, ███." "Get on with the description, stop spewing nonsense." "Brother, am I supposed to?" "You are supposed to do that, yet you fail miserably." "Oh, I'll get on with it then." America, an ████████, who's on Earth goes back to the kingdoms. He meets Russia, the Northern prince or the ███████ on his first day and bonded with each other. Within a couple days of knowing each other, they realized their mutual goal to fight for justice and freedom and goes on a rampage to return the spots of monarchs back to their rightful people. And yet, after so long, they don't know much of each other. Russia, however, has another goal on his mind, given by me! Yours truly, ███! "Ok Mr. Producer, get a move on, there's more to do than this." "Come on, you know I don't get too many chances to do this." "Half the description is literally redacted. Plus, you get to do this like nineteen more times, don't be greedy." "It's not my fault the audience physically can't understand me!" "I'm ending this for you." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Very not historically and geographically correct I KNOW THE PACING IS TERRIBLE 🧍 THERE WILL BE RUSAME AT SOME POINT Very much inspired by rr and wwms This is like if rr and wwms had a child except the child is dumb

[Discontinued] 50 American states- Statehumans/Countryhumans von yokominh

(MIGHT RE-WRITE) So, America has tried his best to keep his states from gaining attention, with only Canada and Mexico really knowing they exist, but what happens when certain states want the attention on them? Want the world to know they aren't just another peice of land? (Yes, I know. So original.) (SLOW UPDATES/if I don't post n mymessages for over 4 months, it's either that I lost my acc or school.) If you want to post a translated version of my book, please talk to me first about it and give proper credits. NO SHIP STORY! & It's my first story so... Expect it to be bad. Really bad. (1#) usacountryhumans||august-14-2024 (out of 12 stories at the time) (1#)countryhumansusa||august-20-2024 (out of 92 stories at the time) (1#)countryhumansfanfiction||august-22-2024 (out of 24 stories at the time) (2#)50states||septeber-7-2024 (out of 95 tories at the time) (1#americacountyhumans||november-6-2024 Most curse words will be replaced with [Redacted] brackets, so brace yourself. (no cover for now, have penguins instead.) And English isn't my first language so thier might be grammar issues and misspelling :,)

America's little secret [1] von KirishimaArk

America, the missing personification of the world of nations. Finding out about the personification at a gala no less....... who would of guessed America had a personification, and a woman one at that. Imagine the surprise on the nations faces at finding out the World Superpower is a female personification! It isn't that woman don't exist but most thought it would be male! [So hi again, probably won't post this ever but if I do HI! I've been on a small writing craze along with reading craze about America not having a personification so why not join 'em? Also, this is basically a crossover between Countryhumans and Hetalia! Hetalia names belong to their creators unless mentioned, state names belong to me and Lectwist's! *This is a series story! Two more will be made unless I change my mind and make more! It's a trilogy currently. Book one: You are here! Book two: "America's little past [2]" Book three: -PENDING-* For those that like my OC Lectwist Island, she'll be in this story but less present as it'll focus more on America and the other countries instead of home. Also her and America didn't marry until the Great Depression here just so I don't confuse you (and myself) as I write this- *HEAVILY inspired by "Mother Amelia" cover art is mine! Sorry for this but I'm using Hetalia so be prepared for confusion if you don't know it! Sorry again-! 1st: Femamerica (October 12, 2024)]

Spitfire (statehumans) von educateddummy

(Cover by hellllllnah) (TexasxCalifornia fanfic) California had a bad reputation as a dramatic bitch. Some said he was petty, hot-headed and a drama king. So when a night out at the bar turns into a one night stand with his best friend, his life immediately cascades into drama. He hears people call him a 'ho' 'slut' and 'prostitute' from behind his back, and his anxiety grows so bad it causes him to physically burn up. So what happens when someone unlikely helps him when he's in desperate need? Contains: - suggestive content - cursing - romantic interactions - no written smut, but a lotta making out - self harm - suicidal thoughts and actions - angst and pain - countryhumans - statehumans - loads of fluff

Mountain of Secrets von SmilePines555

I tried to make the chapters long and did my best to make them entertaining. As well as include as many States as I can, cause I don't want anyone to feel bad that their State got left out. The story may be really slow but that's because there are a lot of important details in it. I hope you enjoy the story. America is a friendly cheerful country whom many rather enjoy the presence of. But when no one has seen or heard from him for a full 2 weeks, people start to wonder if he's okay. Germany, Canada, Japan, Russia, and China set out on a small trip to find America and make sure he's okay. But they may be in for a lot more than they thought. And when they finally do get to America's house, what will they find? (There will be a few authors notes in this every now and then. Also, Hello! I'm the author, you can call me Pines) Ships: RusAme? Chiname? I don't know at this point GerPol NewLondon Warning: Might be bloody, might have some cursing, I don't know I guess this story is a lot around Washington DC and his life living with America, as well as about the States. I also have another book as well relating to Statehumans and Rusame, so go check that out if you like. It has a more improved writing style too. Book Started: June 29th, 2020 All 50 States in the Story: August 1st, 2021 Book Ended: October 3rd, 2021

Personified US States and Federal District von Leonidas13

So this was an idea I've had for a while now concerning the capital and states. I started out with Alaska, then moved to New York and it just snow balled from there. This book will start with Delaware, end with Hawaii and will put D.C. in middle with the rest of states from the 1700s. And if anybody wants to create fan art for them feel free to do it and if you want your art displayed here, I'll make a separate book just for the art. Please be mindful of the fact that these are my ideas on how they all look and act. Before anybody gets on me about Pennsylvania, I've read other stories where Penn is albino and can switch from acting like Prussia to Austria and back again with either a trigger word or song. I've done it so that even though Penn mainly acts like Austria, he will switch to Prussia if AND only when the family is being seriously threatened. The only countries who know about the capital and the states are as follows: 1. Russia, Ukraine, Belarus- reason is because of the purchase of Alaska back in 1867 and that New York decided to follow his grandma to meet this new potential sibling 2. Lithuania- we all know that he lived with Alfred for a time, so he one day literally ran into Alaska and from there meet the 50 of Alfred's children 3. Prussia- two words people VALLEY FORGE, it was not a good winter that year at all 4. Canada and Mexico- Mexico knew already because the states along the southern border are hers (yes, here Mexico is a girl named Esperanza) and Canada found out shortly after the war of 1812 Hope you all enjoy reading the book and as a pre warning, all and any flames will be used to roast marshmallows on bayonets (don't tell Gilbert about that last part) over backyard fire pits.

Countryhumans (GerPol) von Kitsunoli

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A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] von Ese_chicanoL

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Who Am I? {Countryhumans} [Sad RusAme Story] von mellonhead157

"Ame! Do you remember me?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's winter time, and Christmas is right around the corner. America and Russia have been growing closer, and everyone "totally ships it", but there is one country who doesn't have the "hots" for their relationship. As America is being blackmailed and "taught a lesson", she finds herself, lost, and far, far away from home. Is the town she runs away to safe? Are the other countries really who they say they are? Will she be able to ever go back home? Most importantly, let's hope she doesn't forget anything... ‼️Disclaimer: I have NOTHING AGAINST any of the countries in this story that may be portrayed as "evil". It is simply for the story.‼️ ⚠️Also mild language warning⚠️ Also the cover is by me soooo yah.

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Spitfire (statehumans) cover

Mountain of Secrets cover

Personified US States and Federal District cover

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A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] cover

Who Am I? {Countryhumans} [Sad RusAme Story] cover

Fading | CountryHumans America (Old)

This is my first story ever so please do not judge 😅 and sorry if is not that good The other countries have always believed America was always a happy, cheerful , annoying country, that isn't responsible enough to do any. But what they don't know about him is that he has 50+ kids to take care of. America acts as if he was always ok and acts as if nothings was wrong. One day America woke up, and saw that his colors of the flag on him were fading into darker colors. While his eyes were turning black. Of course America couldn't let the other countries see him like this, so he covered his flag up with some face paint that he found and just put on his usual sunglasses to cover his eyes. Besides that, his states have been more energetic then ever, things have been going quite crazy with them around the house... But during all these crazy events, not only have things been getting wild, something quite unusual happens.. But what will happen when a certain country finds out that America's flag is turning to darker colors and his eyes are fading to black? What will happen if they find out that America has children? (Art cover is mine, not the best) (Oml this is so cringe-)