The states!
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Basically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that
Haha, coming up with a better description.
This has swearing (example: Alabama: Have you ever accidentally gotten into a relationship with your sister? Mississippi: bitch what), ships you probably won't like, also as I write this I slowly descend into insanity. IT'S VERY NOTICEABLE AND SOMETIMES I QUOTE THESE TO MY FRIENDS! (you should to 😉) Also there's Countries in this book. Like China, Russia, North Korea, Third Rice in the South Park bit and then (s)he never shows up again, UK, France.. I could go on and on, but it's only the countries Amurica (🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚫💵🔫✅🗽🗽🗽) has interacted with. Also it has TONS of spelling mistakes and cringey 4 wall breaks. I might go back and fix my first 4 chapters. (PLEASE I BEG OF YOU START AT LIKE OOH YOURE IN TROUBLE FRjOM NEW MEXICO crap MAY NOT MAKE SENSE- BUT I LITERALLY CAN NOT HANDLE ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTING ON THE FIRST 4)
Now, onto the ranks
8 in Utah
10 in Alabama
9 in Alabama
5 in Alabama
2 in Idaho
282 in Australia
18 in amerus
437 in Australia
1 in New Mexico
1 in New Mexico (September 2023)
12 in Utah
7 in idaho
12 in Alaska
16 in Alaska
21 in Alabama
21 in Florida (October 2023)
22 in Ohio (August 2024)
63 in Alaska
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