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Countryballs: Russia and Poland

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Reads 816
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Parts 10
Time 52m

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This is a story about 2 neighbors in the farlands of Eastern Europe. Enemies or friends, we mostly think they're enemies. So gather round the fireplace and begin with the frenemyship of Russia and Poland (also most of these are jokes plz don't take it seriously. This is also not a shipping fan fic so there isn't romance in this its just the name Russia andPoland) Language warningAll Rights Reserved

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Mother Knows Best (Russia x Reader) by lilly_mellila

[Status: COMPLETE] ⚠️ Warning: Mature content, etc. ⚠️ In the world of country humans, which happens to be a small village, filled with country humans and blanks, one of the blanks is Y/n, a young non-country, waiting to find her meaning on Earth. However, before she becomes a country, she will have to find land to call her own and to find people who would be a part of her country. She seeks refuge on Earth, specifically in Russia's land. Russ (a name for Russia), on the other hand, isn't too keen on the idea. What will happen? Will Russia and Y/n become partners? Allies perhaps? Or will they start a war? (Started: 31.12.2021.) (Finished: 8.8.2023.) (Time it took to write this book (including time gaps): 1 year, 7 months, 9 days) [New Cover: 23.3.2023.] [New Cover: 11th June 2024.] #1 in countryballs #2 in countryballs [19.1.2023.] #1 in vodka #2 in russia [25.3.2023.]

*OLD VERSION* Small giant rumors by MothBeans

*COVER ART IS MADE BY MY FRIEND, HE DOESN'T POST ONLINE SO I CANT LINK HIS ACCOUNT* *BEING REWRITTEN as of October 15, 2022, the book will be marked as completed and I will put the rewritten chapters in a separate book* I feel like this goes without saying, but just because I have certain characters act rudely or say a particular thing doesn't mean that I support it or believe it to be true. Russia's a standoffish college student who just wants to be left alone, and his roommate is a guy who doesn't know when to quit. "Will they get along?" You ask. Considering I like good endings, yeah.

Countryhumans (GerPol) by Kitsunoli

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