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Countryballs: Russia and Poland

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Reads 817
Votes 38
Parts 10
Time 52m

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This is a story about 2 neighbors in the farlands of Eastern Europe. Enemies or friends, we mostly think they're enemies. So gather round the fireplace and begin with the frenemyship of Russia and Poland (also most of these are jokes plz don't take it seriously. This is also not a shipping fan fic so there isn't romance in this its just the name Russia andPoland) Language warningAll Rights Reserved

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