In another world (Gandalf x Abraham Lincoln)

A shitty platonic fanfic I started writing in history class. Takes place right after the civil war and during the war of the ring. The most historically inaccurate thing you will ever read, so warning I guess. This is very clearly satire. Also I suck at keeping characters consistent with how they actually are (like with speaking mannerisms, they way they act, stuff like that) so I don't blame you if you think the characters act nothing like they do in the movies/books. Lastly, I don't own any of these characters, rightful ownership goes to the people that made them (J.R.R Tolkien for the LOTR characters, Abraham Lincolns parents for him).