Originally intended as light reading for retired professors of Literature, Van Den Budenmayer's Bonjour, Monsieur Pompadour was gathering dust in a second-hand bookstore in Kokšou-Bakša when the writer's relative, Gaunilo, enlivened the stuffy, pedantic, and referential work by adding the word "vagina" to the text. Thus, the story was sufficiently lubricated to be sold at the fish market in county of Košice - Vidiek. In the story, the University students Apolon and Johnny look for some fun and in their journey they meet a motley crew of curious characters, from a beautiful professor, to snobbish classmates, to merciless Amazons, and an undead witch. Do they find what they seek, or will their exposed buttocks meet destiny with raspy rods?