About four years ago Perrie Edwards auditioned for The X Factor with me. She was my best friend and we were in it together but when she got through and I didn't, she abandoned me. Left me behind. Now she's going to pay for it, for all my pain and I've got it all planned out. In no way do I hate Perrie Edwards (I love her to death), this is a fictional story. If you're not comfortable with excessive language towards Pez or the other girls please do not read.